I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
you're hired as official boob wrangler
When are your genitals available?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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