That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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