I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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