our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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