I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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