no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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