clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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