her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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