so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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