we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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