can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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