His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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