i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Drake has all the answers
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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