Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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