she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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