I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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