Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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