Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You're my little dorito
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Randomize
