He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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