thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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