His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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