Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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