i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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