It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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