everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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