Christians are straight up FREAKS
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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