Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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