I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I want to have your abortion
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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