but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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