If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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