I could make wine with my vomit
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
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