i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
we made out on top of his cat.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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