You can't special order awesome
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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