and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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