he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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