belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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