There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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