Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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