quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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