She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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