Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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