I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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