people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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