It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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