u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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