ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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