I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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