i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Enjoy the penises
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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