I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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