is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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